# Golf Joke 9 **URL:** \ **Category:** General\ **Created:** [October 10, 2023, 1:51pm UTC](https://golfersgoto.discourse.group/t/golf-joke-9/249 "2023-10-10T13:51:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![The\_Albatross](https://yyz1.discourse-cdn.com/flex031/user_avatar/golfersgoto.discourse.group/the_albatross/32/134_2.png) [@The\_Albatross](https://golfersgoto.discourse.group/u/The_Albatross)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2023, 1:51pm UTC](https://golfersgoto.discourse.group/t/golf-joke-9/249/1 "2023-10-10T13:51:49Z")
A man was walking in the city when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked, “If I gave you this money, will you take it and buy whiskey?” “No, I stopped drinking years ago,” the bum said. “Will you use it to gamble?” “I don’t gamble. I need everything I can get just to stay alive.” “Will you spend the money on greens fees at a golf course?” “Are you NUTS! I haven’t played golf in 20 years!” The man said, “Well, I’m not going to give you two dollars. Instead, I’m going to take you to my home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife.” The bum was astounded. “Won’t your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I’m dirty, and I probably smell pretty bad.” The man replied, “That’s OK. I just want her to see what a man looks like who’s given up drinking, gambling and golf.” ![laughing 6](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex031/uploads/golfersgoto/original/1X/38fafe1eb962d1d1fd4a4c39755764ce71e3829a.jpeg)